If, Then

If you think pipe cleaners are headbands, you are going to have a collection that unknowingly fell on the back of your neck as you tried to put them on...

Then walk around for a while as they fall off slowly.

If you're checking out a tree in which you are already a little nervous about...

Then you are going to have a quick scare of death when you take one step too far in it.

If I cook us a nice breakfast that you would have gobbled up yesterday or tomorrow...

Then of course today you only want Cheerios.

If you get very frustrated the wagon won't move anymore...

Then just take a deep breath, calm down and do the next best thing - get in.

If you say, "No more pictures, ma"...

Then I will try extra hard to get one.