My husband can say some funny things when he's asleep.
Take last night. Since he has to be at work at 4am, he goes to sleep way before I do. So as I was walking into the room to go to bed, this was our conversation.
J: What's up?
Me: Nothing. Just getting into bed.
J: Who is it?
Me: It's me. Your wife.
This reminded me of another funny question he asked when I was 8 months pregnant. In the middle of the night (probably after I had gotten back in bed from using the bathroom for the 10th time), he rolled over, touched my huge belly and then it went something like this,
J: when did you get that?
J: What is it?
Me: It's your baby in there.
J: Oh. Congratulations.
Ah, always entertaining.